Author Archives: anonymous

Steady Job Trumps Sporadic Employment

Posted on March 9, 2012 by anonymous

Four years ago, my mother-in-law and stepfather-in-law talked up this really awesome job that they had in their company for my husband. It would involve travel, but “not much” and the pay was really good. And the pay was really … Continue reading →

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[SYWM] Hoarder Edition

Posted on January 16, 2012 by anonymous

We here at Mushroom Printing have decided that what we need is not cowbell. It’s more Shut Your Whore Mouth! Also: more Vodka. Obviously. So what we’re going to do is this. We’re going to throw a blog party. A WEEKLY blog … Continue reading →

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He’s not the Man You Think He Is

Posted on September 1, 2011 by anonymous

Dear Mother-in-Law, We’re a lot alike, you and I.  I hate admitting that, but it’s true.  We both come from significantly damaged families, married amazing men, and take pride in the successes of our children—believing that their successes indicate some … Continue reading →

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