Author Archives: b303tilly

[Quote] Nice Marinade

Posted on January 27, 2012 by b303tilly

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Posted in I Got This Bruise From A BlowJob | Leave a comment

Seriously??!!!

Posted on October 20, 2011 by b303tilly

This morning my husband overslept, and woke me up 5 minutes before my alarm was going to go off with his very loud “FUCK!”, followed by subsequent banging and thumping and just generally being SUPER LOUD, all in a passive … Continue reading →

Posted in Partner Slap, Shut Your Whore Mouth, Things That Are Bullshit, Who taught you manners? | Tagged , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Auntie Dear

Posted on September 14, 2011 by b303tilly

Dear Aunt, I understand that you are very wealthy, and that many people in our crazy-ass family have tried to take advantage of that. I GET IT. I also know that you have absolutely no concept of what things actually … Continue reading →

Posted in An Open Letter, Douche Slap, Family Slap, I Got This Bruise From A BlowJob, Shut Your Whore Mouth, Things That Are Bullshit, Who taught you manners? | Tagged , , , , | 10 Comments