Author Archives: Aunt Becky

About Aunt Becky

I suck at life so you don't have to.

Time To Scratch My Balls

Posted on October 27, 2011 by Aunt Becky

What I Would Do If I Had A Penis For A Day I’ve wished I had a penis from the first time I saw what appeared to be a canned mushroom hanging down from between the legs of my best … Continue reading →

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WTF Wednesday

Posted on October 26, 2011 by Aunt Becky

We here at Mushroom Printing have decided that what we need is not cowbell. Or vodka. It’s more WTF. Also: more vodka. Obviously. So what we’re going to do is this. We’re going to throw a blog party. A WEEKLY … Continue reading →

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I Totally Did NOT Get This Bruise from a Blowjob

Posted on October 11, 2011 by Aunt Becky

There was a time when I knew people who knew people who knew people who invited me for Ladies Night at a local strip club. I’d been friends with a group of metal head guys for most of my teenage … Continue reading →

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