Author Archives: CCMcBitchcakes

About CCMcBitchcakes

Most days, CCMcBitchcakes is a mild-mannered mom of two; however, when she gets a hair across her ass about something, that hair usually morphs into a full-blown braid before she's done bitching about whatever put it there. She's also cookie mom for her daughter's rhymes-with-Squirrel-Grouts troop. That alone could put Cher's entire wig collection on her backside.

[SYWMM] Pot, Meet Kettle

Posted on February 13, 2012 by CCMcBitchcakes

We here at Mushroom Printing have decided that what we need is not cowbell. It’s more Shut Your Whore Mouth! Also: more Vodka. Obviously. So what we’re going to do is this. We’re going to throw a blog party. A … Continue reading →

Posted in In-Law Slap, Shut Your Whore Mouth | Leave a comment

Fast Pitch ‘Shroom Prints

Posted on November 4, 2011 by CCMcBitchcakes

My daughter plays softball and my son plays t-ball. I watch. I’m happy watching. On occasion, I get drafted into helping. I’m happy helping. I’m also happy ‘Shroom Printing the parents who piss me off when I’m happily helping. Parents who … Continue reading →

Posted in An Open Letter, Parent Slap, Who taught you manners? | 4 Comments

Mushrooms, Aisle 5

Posted on November 3, 2011 by CCMcBitchcakes

Clearly I need to start having my groceries delivered.  These are just two of humanity’s stars with whom I’ve had the pleasure of shopping lately. Dear Senior Citizen in the Parking Lot: I suppose you think you’re entitled to be rude because … Continue reading →

Posted in An Open Letter, Customer Slap, Who taught you manners? | 4 Comments