Author Archives: chibijeebs

About chibijeebs

Smart ass. Wannabe bad ass. Just an all-around ass, basically.

Father-Son Double-Tap

Posted on December 16, 2011 by chibijeebs

Oh yes, Mushroom Printers! Just in time for the holidays, I’m bringing you family hijinks. Last Friday, I got these weird emails from my dad that were sent as text messages from his phone (only HE could pull off a … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Slap, Parent Slap | 3 Comments

Invitation For Gifts!

Posted on October 31, 2011 by chibijeebs

I got an invitation yesterday from my best friend’s (who moved away-away, about a year ago) sister, who has NEVER been my friend, to one of those come-to-my-house-and-buy-some-expensive-smelly-candle-shit parties. This was the only time I’d hear from Sis when my … Continue reading →

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I Shoulda Known

Posted on June 30, 2011 by chibijeebs

The day before Father’s Day, we got text messages from C’s sister asking if we were available to meet her, her son, and Dad/Grandpa for dinner on the Monday.  We agreed.  Because we live out of town, this was going … Continue reading →

Posted in Family Slap, I Got This Bruise From A BlowJob, Who taught you manners? | Tagged , , , , , , | 1 Comment