Author Archives: Inelegant_Life

About Inelegant_Life

I'm a snarky bitch a lot of the time - but I'll be there if you need me. Even if you irritate the shit out of me. Most people irritate the shit out of me, though, so don't take that too personally. Mom of 4. I love to watch and perform Burlesque. That pretty much sums up my life. Random and Awkward, basically, but Inelegant and Unpremeditated sounds so much better!

MBA (aka Mommy Bladders Anonymous)

Posted on April 23, 2012 by Inelegant_Life

This is a big fat mushroom print for my bladder. Yes, you read that correctly, it’s for my bladder.  Because of it I can now not-so-proudly attend an MBA meeting and say, “Hi, my name is Inelegant Life, and I … Continue reading →

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[SYWMM] I’m Thin & I Know It

Posted on April 16, 2012 by Inelegant_Life

We here at Mushroom Printing have decided that what we need is not cowbell. It’s more Shut Your Whore Mouth! Also: more Vodka. Obviously. So what we’re going to do is this. We’re going to throw a blog party. A WEEKLY blog … Continue reading →

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Welcome to your audit

Posted on February 15, 2012 by Inelegant_Life

Dear Exes: You have proven your douchebagness yet again. And all we can do is giggle, because we’re going to love watching you squirm when you get notification from the IRS that there is a problem with your tax return. … Continue reading →

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