Author Archives: magicbananas

An Open Letter To The Guy Behind Me At The Starbucks Drive Thru

Posted on April 13, 2012 by magicbananas

Dear Guy Behind Me At The Starbucks Drive-Thru: I am writing to you in regards to your behavior on Monday, April 9, 2012 at approximately 10:23 AM. While it may seem to be a good idea, honking your horn loudly … Continue reading →

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I’m Not Itching Because I Like To

Posted on February 3, 2012 by magicbananas

You know what? I have chronic hives. Which means I have hives All. The. Time. I am aware that I have hives. Really? Oh yes, really. So you, attempting to be helpful by pointing them out, are shockingly not actually … Continue reading →

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In Which I Throw A Tantrum

Posted on January 10, 2012 by magicbananas

Dear major chain bookstore, I miss Borders. They were organized, and friendly, and almost always had the books I wanted in stock. They had easy to use computers to look up titles or authors, and without having to wait for … Continue reading →

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