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Math is Clearly Not Your Strong Suit

Dear In-Laws, I understand that you do not like leaving your comfy home.  No one does.  Except my mom, who doesn’t spend more then three consecutive nights in her own home, so having to guilt-trip her to stay for two … Continue reading

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