Author Archives: Paula

[Quote] Penis Condolences

Posted on February 22, 2012 by Paula

Whenever I see a guy with a jacked-up pickup truck, I want to express my sympathy to his girlfriend for his apparently diminished penis size.

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[SYWMM] Fine, you win, you’re the best. Are you happy now?

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Paula

We here at Mushroom Printing have decided that what we need is not cowbell. It’s more Shut Your Whore Mouth! Also: more Vodka. Obviously. So what we’re going to do is this. We’re going to throw a blog party. A … Continue reading →

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[SYWMM] Dear Big Box Store Employee

Posted on January 2, 2012 by Paula

We here at Mushroom Printing have decided that what we need is not cowbell. It’s more Shut Your Whore Mouth! Also: more Vodka. Obviously. So what we’re going to do is this. We’re going to throw a blog party. A WEEKLY blog … Continue reading →

Posted in An Open Letter, Customer Service Slap, Shut Your Whore Mouth, Who taught you manners? | Tagged , , , , , , | 3 Comments