Author Archives: not me

About not me

I'm all for full disclosure on my other sites, but this is my bathroom wall to write on. And I don't have to be nice.

I Only Use This Word When I Am Really Pissed

Posted on February 2, 2012 by not me

You fucking little cunt, you baseless whore. How could you stomp on his heart like that? He bent over backwards to love you, support you during your bizarre family shit, and you repay him by fucking cheating on him? You … Continue reading →

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Sexy Sarcasm

Posted on January 3, 2012 by not me

I am so fucking sick and tired of my family assuming the worse of me. Why do they think I have no common sense? Whether it’s their assumption that I am going to be a parental fuck up because I … Continue reading →

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In Your Face

Posted on September 12, 2011 by not me

Dear Jack Fuck, When you walked out on me six years ago, YOU were the one who said I was too “mentally unstable” to raise a child. Wait, who is still living in his parents’ attic like mother fucking Quasimodo? … Continue reading →

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