Author Archives: Thepsychobabble

I Don’t Want to Spend the Holidays With You

Dear Mother-in-Law, You seem to be having a hard time understanding why, exactly, I’m not super excited about the prospect of another Holiday Dinner at your place. So I thought I’d be helpful, and explain this very carefully to you. … Continue reading

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I DO Have A Life, Doctor!

I had a doctor’s appointment yesterday. I showed up a few minutes early, as requested. Had all my insurance and payment info, as requested.  And then I was shown back to a room. I didn’t assume that my appointment would … Continue reading

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Automated Appointment Reminders

So, once upon a time, my family went to this doctor. Good doctor, I liked her, but my kids went through a stint where one or the other was sick on a regular basis. With fun things like bronchitis and ear infections … Continue reading

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