Author Archives: triplezmom

Fun at the Carnival

To the father of the boy in the red shirt who nearly knocked over several small children in order to cut ahead of the line for the bouncy house. Bravo. While it doesn’t surprise me that Mr. Lazy Carnival Worker … Continue reading

Posted in An Open Letter, Douche Slap | 2 Comments

If You “Could Have Gotten It,” WHY DIDN’T YOU?!

Dear Para-educator who got stuck with drop off duty, First of all, I’m sorry you got stuck with the worst of the morning duties. Really, I am. Being a para-educator isn’t easy, especially in a district like ours. You know, … Continue reading

Posted in An Open Letter, Teacher Slap | 4 Comments

Baby-Sitting

Picture this: You come home to find your children’s lunch congealed on the dining room table. Their toys, along with a few paper towels, are strewn across the play room and living room. The person who has spent the afternoon … Continue reading

Posted in Partner Slap | 5 Comments