It was nice of you to send a text tonight since it has been 3 months since we last heard from you.
It would have been a nicer text if it had said ‘I’m sorry for attacking you from behind in my drunken stupor.’ OR ‘Sorry I broke your ankle causing you surgery and a painful recovery.’ OR ‘Sorry you have missed 3 months worth of work because I am a drunk a#$hole.‘
But no, instead this:
“I’m not sure what’s up but I was going to send pictures of my son to you but I don’t feel we are family anymore so OK not going to not that anymore. We are doing fine so that’s that. Hope You Guy’s are good but this will be my last text to all of You good bye And have a nice life :’( ”
I would like to respond with this: Good riddance you enormous douche bag. Sorry we didn’t get you a baby gift but we are kind of swamped with MEDICAL BILLS RIGHT NOW!
Instead, here’s a mushroom print for you.
What a total douche bag. He really does deserve a mushroom print.
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Wow. Total douchebaggery. I would have sent the text, he/she deserved it!
I know where you are coming from. Family douchebaggery is the worst sort.