Category Archives: Parent Slap

It’s called “parenting.” I suggest you try it.

[SYWMM] Hypochondrimom

Posted on April 2, 2012 by Jibi Cheebs

We here at Mushroom Printing have decided that what we need is not cowbell. It’s more Shut Your Whore Mouth! Also: more Vodka. Obviously. So what we’re going to do is this. We’re going to throw a blog party. A WEEKLY blog … Continue reading →

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Sexy Sarcasm

Posted on January 3, 2012 by not me

I am so fucking sick and tired of my family assuming the worse of me. Why do they think I have no common sense? Whether it’s their assumption that I am going to be a parental fuck up because I … Continue reading →

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Father-Son Double-Tap

Posted on December 16, 2011 by chibijeebs

Oh yes, Mushroom Printers! Just in time for the holidays, I’m bringing you family hijinks. Last Friday, I got these weird emails from my dad that were sent as text messages from his phone (only HE could pull off a … Continue reading →

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