Category Archives: Parent Slap

It’s called “parenting.” I suggest you try it.

Sexy Sarcasm

I am so fucking sick and tired of my family assuming the worse of me. Why do they think I have no common sense? Whether it’s their assumption that I am going to be a parental fuck up because I … Continue reading

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Father-Son Double-Tap

Oh yes, Mushroom Printers! Just in time for the holidays, I’m bringing you family hijinks. Last Friday, I got these weird emails from my dad that were sent as text messages from his phone (only HE could pull off a … Continue reading

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Fast Pitch ‘Shroom Prints

My daughter plays softball and my son plays t-ball. I watch. I’m happy watching. On occasion, I get drafted into helping. I’m happy helping. I’m also happy ‘Shroom Printing the parents who piss me off when I’m happily helping. Parents who … Continue reading

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