Category Archives: Partner Slap

If you can’t be with the one you love, slap the one you’re with…anonymously.

Baby-Sitting

Picture this: You come home to find your children’s lunch congealed on the dining room table. Their toys, along with a few paper towels, are strewn across the play room and living room. The person who has spent the afternoon … Continue reading

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A Short List Of People I’d Like To Dickslap. Today.

1) The lady who told me my depression/anxiety would be solved if I just turned to God. 2) Whoever decided that 7:30 at night was a good time to end swimming lessons for young children. 3) Myself, for not signing … Continue reading

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Seriously??!!!

This morning my husband overslept, and woke me up 5 minutes before my alarm was going to go off with his very loud “FUCK!”, followed by subsequent banging and thumping and just generally being SUPER LOUD, all in a passive … Continue reading

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