Category Archives: Shut Your Whore Mouth

[SYWM] Hoarder Edition

Posted on January 16, 2012 by anonymous

We here at Mushroom Printing have decided that what we need is not cowbell. It’s more Shut Your Whore Mouth! Also: more Vodka. Obviously. So what we’re going to do is this. We’re going to throw a blog party. A WEEKLY blog … Continue reading →

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It Is Not Your Life Last Time I Checked

Posted on January 13, 2012 by jen11

Dear Bestie, The last time I checked, it’s my life and I intend to live and BE HAPPY no matter what your fucked up version of happy happens to be. You see, telling me EVERY TIME WE HANG OUT that … Continue reading →

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[SYWMM] Dear Big Box Store Employee

Posted on January 2, 2012 by Paula

We here at Mushroom Printing have decided that what we need is not cowbell. It’s more Shut Your Whore Mouth! Also: more Vodka. Obviously. So what we’re going to do is this. We’re going to throw a blog party. A WEEKLY blog … Continue reading →

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