Category Archives: Shut Your Whore Mouth

[SYWMM] I’m Thin & I Know It

Posted on April 16, 2012 by Inelegant_Life

We here at Mushroom Printing have decided that what we need is not cowbell. It’s more Shut Your Whore Mouth! Also: more Vodka. Obviously. So what we’re going to do is this. We’re going to throw a blog party. A WEEKLY blog … Continue reading →

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Misophonia – Chew with your mouth closed!!

Posted on April 10, 2012 by BigDumbJerk

Misophonia – Literally “The hatred of sounds” exists.   I have it.   I must have it.  Although I have never been to a Psychologist/Psychiatrist to be properly diagnosed, I know I have it.    My condition is brought to light anytime someone … Continue reading →

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Aunt Becky Meets The She-Mullet

Posted on April 10, 2012 by Aunt Becky

I don’t mean to be all, “I’m so fucking worldly, yo,” but I’ve flown a lot. I like the airport, I find it kind of romantical (once I’m past the body cavity searches, that is), and you might even say … Continue reading →

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