Category Archives: Things That Are Bullshit

Sometimes you just have to call it like you see it.

MBA (aka Mommy Bladders Anonymous)

This is a big fat mushroom print for my bladder. Yes, you read that correctly, it’s for my bladder.  Because of it I can now not-so-proudly attend an MBA meeting and say, “Hi, my name is Inelegant Life, and I … Continue reading

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[SYWMM] I’m Thin & I Know It

We here at Mushroom Printing have decided that what we need is not cowbell. It’s more Shut Your Whore Mouth! Also: more Vodka. Obviously. So what we’re going to do is this. We’re going to throw a blog party. A WEEKLY blog … Continue reading

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…The Fuck?

Evil.  I really believe he is just evil and that he seems attractive when you first see him but actually as soon as he opens his fool mouth, he loses all attractiveness.  A sidekick of his is well on his … Continue reading

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