Category Archives: Things That Are Bullshit

Sometimes you just have to call it like you see it.

Sexy Sarcasm

Posted on January 3, 2012 by not me

I am so fucking sick and tired of my family assuming the worse of me. Why do they think I have no common sense? Whether it’s their assumption that I am going to be a parental fuck up because I … Continue reading →

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But He’s Such A Nice Guy

Posted on December 29, 2011 by Inelegant_Life

Dear friends/family/coworkers/judgmental strangers who have just found out someone left their significant other and uttered that most dreaded of phrases “but he’s such a nice guy!” Kindly shut the fuck up. It’s too much effort to make this post gender … Continue reading →

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Ten Reasons Facebook Sucks

Posted on November 28, 2011 by Rachel Are

We here at Mushroom Printing have decided that what we need is not cowbell. It’s more Shut Your Whore Mouth! Also: more Vodka. Obviously. So what we’re going to do is this. We’re going to throw a blog party. A … Continue reading →

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