Your Aunt Becky: you may know her from her thoroughly mediocre blog, Mommy Wants Vodka or perhaps her tepid Twitter account, @mommywantsvodka and if you don’t, well, consider yourself lucky. She does important things like pretend she has an imaginary monkey butler named Mr. Pinchy and she even knows how to work a microwave!
Transported to this planet in 1603, Ben has the world convinced that he was born here. He accomplishes this through a combination of irrational decisions, sarcastic demeanor, and an unflagging ability to look like he knows nothing about whatever it is that he’s working on. He writes a blog containing nothing important, Soliloquy Of The Antihero, and thinks he’s hot stuff.
Don’t be fooled.
Applesaucery: the all-powerful empress of this realm! I mean, humble blogging minion to Aunt Becky–please don’t beat me, master! I’ll be good! Applesaucery enjoys pants, tea and biscuits, grammatical elitism, and Being A Contrarian.
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Excellent editing on my latest post. You made it so much better and so much clearer.
One more reason why you rock!
Glad to be of service! And thank YOU for your submissions (this is for everybody, by the way) which keep the community blogging going!