I feel mislead.
In every sitcom I watch, every dirty novel I read and every Playboy/Penthouse magazine I scour the Q&A for – I’m lead to believe, men are more sexual than women.
Men want it more.
There’s always some sort of power struggle where the woman holds out on the sexual or the man gets rewarded with a sexual favour when being such a good little boy. I know of course these are not the ideal situations to build a long lasting relationship, but my point is, the man is always wanting and willing.
This has never ever been the case in the relationships I’ve been in and I feel so… betrayed. Betrayed by TV and reliable magazines who have mislead me into thinking that the sex power dynamic in a relationship will be mine.
My reality have rather been that men are hot and eager for the first couple of weeks followed by being fulfilled and satisfied which only leads to me being “the beggar” later on in the relationship. Some have lasted every day, others are satisfied with a couple of times a week. Me on the other hand, I’ve been yearning for round two.
I have nothing to fear when it comes to my own abilities, and I know I have nothing to fear over their fidelity. I. Just. Want. MORE.
So this fist goes out to all those misleading shows and magazines out there, who disregard the fact that men are human and not lead by their weiners. They are tired and sometimes choose a video game over sex. You lied to me Penthouse, you deceived me Playboy and I never again want to hear a TV husband beg for sex!
I hate that playboy promotes the ideal woman as being 20 years old and wanting nothing more than to be groped or worse by wrinkled old men or have some pimple-faced kid jerk off on her picture (oh, I’m sorry, those pictures are artistic. Mom and Dad are so proud). I guess some men are afraid of real women of their own age.
You can borrow my husband. He won’t leave me along for more than two days. And we had a baby just a few months ago! I’m too tired to get into all that crap…plus, I’m super fertile. I don’t need to get knocked up again. Send me your addy and I’ll ship him to you for a while!
Can he come play at my house, too? Please?
Mary… I agree on the female stereotype disagreeableness of Playboy and actually all those magazines, including Cosmo and basically 90% of what Hollywood spits out. Will probably rant about that another time but this was more about the male stereotype.
CortGirl… I was considering trying to convince my man that I need a couple more men, just for those times when he’s too tired or too involved in his video games. Maybe your husband can be the first to exhaust? At least thank you for the offer!
I’m accepting applications for husbands AND wives. I figure we should just have a damn commune and be done with it all.
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Can I join your commune? Please?
The reply button doesn’t work for me…
Aunt Becky- YES! You can totally use him for a while! Let me know when a good time would be!
Lexi- You’re welcome. Anytime you’re ready, lemme know. I’ll ship him over.
LeAnn- Hell yeah, you can have him too!
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I know I’m late to the game, but amen. I’m glad I’m not the only one, I was thinking maybe it was me.